Earthquake Tripod

The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.
I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.
by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017
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Alien Martian Tripods

These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:

1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit
The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.
by billybobjoendus April 02, 2022
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watermelon tripod

When a girl with an exceptional rear end is standing up and you get down below her pail to shove your face in the crack.
Judy was shaking her booty so I got down on one knee for a watermelon tripod.
by Phoodawg July 04, 2022
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3 men all standing on one leg puts their 12 inchers into each others assholes as they slowly turn directly at a hopefully uncomfortable bystander
Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.
by Pigsu February 04, 2023
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Tripoding

Hehe yeah she’s crazy, we spent 40 minutes tripoding last night
by Twurzy July 07, 2018
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Standing tripod

sex move in which stand next to bed with chick lying on bed sideways and lean hands on her hair holding it down to the bed as your feet, hands and dick form a tripod of support!
by JBut November 25, 2007
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horse cock torres(tripod)

me: man that guy is a horse cock torres(tripod)
other: oh ik ;)
by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019
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