Toss the Tankage

manually relieving a man

give relief by hand to a man.Toss the tankage

by Bangacha August 27, 2011

Ty the Tank

Principal at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. He is definitely MSD Strong, and is positive, passionate, and very proud to be an eagle ! Overall badass of a guy🦅

Person 1: Yo who’s this he’s so cool!
Person 2: Thats Ty the Tank for you homie

by Savior Z November 11, 2018

Syphoning the Tank

When a woman takes a short piece of garden hose or other relatively large-gauge tubing and places one end in her rectum and the other in her vagina, so that passed gas will enter the vagina.

Jessica Alba is on mean ass butch with stinky stank quiffs. She.has been “Syphoning the Tank” to get that really stanky quiff gas. Sometimes her quiff even has a bit of the brown spatter. i wonder if she puts her lips on that hose to get it started?

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018

Thomas the Tank Engine Kink

A kink whereas someone will go as so far as to spank thomas the tank engine plushes.

i have a thomas the tank engine kink.

by Franziska von Karma August 29, 2021

coming out of the tanning bed

n. Someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, Jersey Shore. Similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.

It took Lindi a few days, but she's finally coming out of the tanning bed.

by gingapowa March 1, 2011

Dank in the Tank

To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.

“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.

It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.

The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.

“How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank”

“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank”

“My tank has never been so dank”

by The Word Excavator January 15, 2020

emptying the tank

When a male gets rid of blue balls and feels light on their feet

"Springer is looking good at practice today."
"He must have emptied the tank on some chick."
emptying the tank- getting ride of blue balls

by gamexmohawk March 27, 2015