to "Spiderman" it

verb. (also "spidermanning" and "spidermanned")
to "spiderman" something, such as a slide door or slide window is to place your hand on said object, and using your friction, pull the door across.

"I cant open this slide window from the outside!"
"you need to "Spiderman" it!"
Thanks dude!

to "Spiderman" it

by Rozzary May 27, 2010

spiderman

To ejaculate (cum) in your hand and then proceed to throw it on to some ones face whilst saying "go web go"

ow...my eye.....

thats what you get for asking for a spiderman.

or you pull out in sex just before you ejaculate and then procede to do it in your hand and though it on the persone who you have just done.

by chrisajj September 22, 2007

Spiderman

When you jerk your turkey for a little bit, then blow a reasonable amount of man snot onto your middle, and ring fingers, bend them back and flick them forward. this works on someones face, your friends shirt that he left over last friday, or it makes perfect holiday decorations "ooh spooky!!"

whoa whats that stain on the wall?
"umm, i think we had a visit from our friendly neighborhood, Spiderman!

by Ol Danky March 26, 2009

spiderman

A guy who can climb up drains to rape women in their condos.

Police: Who raped this young woman?

guilty spiderman: Uhhhhh shucks, it was me...

by =3MC= August 24, 2009

The Spiderman

When a man ejaculates into his hand after masterbation, then throws it at another person.

Sunnie was not being a nice person, so I gave her the Spiderman!

by Caliclint2005 November 06, 2015

spiderman

High quality marijuana. When smoked it may cause one to believe he is the fictional character Spiderman shooting webs.

"Hey, that was some good ass spiderman we smoked yesterday; i was higher than a kite."

by Schlong Beater December 27, 2009

spidermaning

The art of double fingering one or more woman with the middle and ring fingers, in the manner of how Spider-Man slings webs

Last night I was spidermaning my girlfriend and her friend.

by Pineapplejaxkherer September 04, 2016