An Acronym for
(A)uthoritarian
(N)on-Progressive
(A)liberal
(L)ockdown Lunatics'
(S)tandard
(L)eftist
(O)perating
(P)rocedure
In which the one executing such will never admit that non-pharmaceutical interventions such as masks and lockdowns were ineffective and dangerous , but will continue to "double down on stupid", such as advocating double masks, more lockdowns, and other destructive interventions that have been proven not to work according to empirical data and randomized control trials.
(A)uthoritarian
(N)on-Progressive
(A)liberal
(L)ockdown Lunatics'
(S)tandard
(L)eftist
(O)perating
(P)rocedure
In which the one executing such will never admit that non-pharmaceutical interventions such as masks and lockdowns were ineffective and dangerous , but will continue to "double down on stupid", such as advocating double masks, more lockdowns, and other destructive interventions that have been proven not to work according to empirical data and randomized control trials.
Wow, look at the ANAL SLOP Karen spews. Rather than admit lockdowns and masks were a huge mistake, regardless of the evidence against them, she continues to advocate for even stricter infringements regardless of the extensive damage done. It must've been nice for her while her husband made a full paycheck on his zoom calls with her kids still getting in person tutoring.
by The Florida Populist May 05, 2021
When an otherwise sane, normal girl drinks too much alcohol and transforms into a stumbling, word slurring, wardrobe malfunctioning all around hot mess.
Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Please don't let me drink tequila tonight, unless you want the Slop Monster to rear it's ugly head.
Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.
Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.
Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
by Rayburns August 17, 2011
I was hungry at the Asian massage parlor, so I went to the chop-suey joint. I got that shit to-go, and went back to the parlor for some slop fuckie! killed both birds my friend.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 13, 2012
Slop, Sludge, Brainrot, or Slop Content refers to shitty, low quality content (eg. Games, videos, clips) that is clearly made to hop and market off of new trends, and usually involves the mish-mashing of trends together. If it's video content, it's usually brainless and seems to be almost AI generated because of how fucking stupid it can be. Games classified as slop content are usually marketed towards little kids with highly saturated colors, microtransactions, and notable characters from other popular games.
by usedtosellrerock July 27, 2023
I slop hammered the fuck out of that girl last night. Now her vagina looks like a box of cow tongues...
by flap jack shish-ca-bums September 20, 2009
A Slop Dodger is a Lady, who for reasons unknown, prefers not to get her face and hair bespunkled during the course of fellatio.
"I know she's a little past her sell by date, , but her toothless condition makes her the most popular Slop Dodger on the Block".
by BadBeast December 08, 2009
When you suck the shit of out of someone's asshole so that their intestines come out and you shit it out your ass and shove it down their throat out their nipples and tie them with it.
by BigGingerBootyLicker April 24, 2015