slamming granny in the fanny

When a sick desperate bastard sleeps with someone's grandmother. This is usually done in the dark in the back of the Bingo hall.

Chris was so desperate he did the Slamming Granny in the Fanny to Mike's Grandmother at Tuesday night Bingo.

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

Slaming up and down on the bell and chain

Slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Is another for masterbating also known as wanking or jerking off

Toby: What is that guy doing in the corner
Charlie: idk
Toby: omg hes slaming up and down on the bell and chain
Charlie: thats jasper

by ***Toby*** January 22, 2020

Slammin The Dog

Slammin The Dog

I was sitting at my computer while watching some videos slammin the dog when my friend came in slammin the dog too.

by #Cody Stoner November 15, 2018

Slamming of the knees

To knock boots, shag, hump, fuck, stick it, pound the mound, poke it, intercourse

Last night....Lisa came to my Dojo and I slammed her knees

by Booker June 10, 2004

Slammed in the Weeds

A term used for a motor vehicle when it has had or could have the suspension on lowered. Slammed in the Weeds, describes being closer to the ground

1) very tidy car, really needs to be Slammed in the Weeds.
2) XB wagon, 302, auto, Slammed in the Weeds, wheel spats etc etc

by arndalewestfield December 26, 2010

slammin the turkey

when some fat guy tries to masturbate by his arms are to fat to come together.

Ryan: hey look! that fat guy's slammin the turkey! im so hot
Drake: eww you're a wierdo!!

by someone better than you April 29, 2006

slammel the camel

vaginal intercourse

Met this hot chic and I played slammel the camel

by b fone January 17, 2009