So Cassandra Jumped out the puddle and became a mud skipper?
Lock up your valuables because this trap is full of puddle jumpers and mud skippers.
Lock up your valuables because this trap is full of puddle jumpers and mud skippers.
by Peebee Enjay November 24, 2016
A mud skipper can be defined in to ways
1.A way to call someone a terrible thing, because mud skippers are the ugliest animal ever.
2.A way to describe what you are doing, could also be used as just chilling
1.A way to call someone a terrible thing, because mud skippers are the ugliest animal ever.
2.A way to describe what you are doing, could also be used as just chilling
by funnytings1919 April 13, 2010
This is a variation of the Clevelnad Steamer, the main difference is that when trying to deficate solid fecal matter square in the center of the recipients chest, a series of gaseous diarrhea like shit filled squirts exit the rectum. It is the force of the gases exspelling intermittent shots of runny shit on top of each other that causes this "skipping" effect. The end result is, well you guessed it, a chest filled with what looks like a combination of chili and chocolate sause.
I was in the middle of giving my girlfriend a mississippi mud skipper when I heard someone knock on the door. I guess I must have moved when I turned to look at the door because when I returned focus to my girlfriend, it looked like someone shot her in the face with a double barrel shit canon.
by WayneD October 26, 2006
a guy going around just licking a dirty ass and making it clean the going to do it agian to another person that makes them a muddy butt skipper
by ckkiller22 February 18, 2011
by KareTaiker August 31, 2019
The act of explaining any aspect of life in ultra-precise detail, so that any of the first 10 questions you might have following a regular explanation have already been answered as well as 20 other question you hadn't even thought of yet. This can lead to very long answers to questions, but also means they are incredibly thorough. When someone has gone all skipper, there are no follow questions needed.
Go All Skipper
The act of explaining any aspect of life in ultra-precise detail, so that any of the first 10 questions you might have following a regular explanation have already been answered as well as 20 other question you hadn't even thought of yet. This can lead to very long answers to questions, but also means they are incredibly thorough. When someone has gone all skipper, there are no follow questions needed.
Example of how it is used in a sentence:
The person who wrote this definition definitely went all skipper.
Go All Skipper
The act of explaining any aspect of life in ultra-precise detail, so that any of the first 10 questions you might have following a regular explanation have already been answered as well as 20 other question you hadn't even thought of yet. This can lead to very long answers to questions, but also means they are incredibly thorough. When someone has gone all skipper, there are no follow questions needed.
Example of how it is used in a sentence:
The person who wrote this definition definitely went all skipper.
by Boo84 April 3, 2020
Famously done by locals in Melbourne Florida, this is the act of going out to the mud bogs, collecting fresh mud then meeting a female immediately after at the county line saloon, bring her back to your place slap the mud you collected into the crack of her anus, then finally motor boating the hell out of her anus.
My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne mud-skipper!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne mud-skipped that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne mud-skip that chick?"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne mud-skipped that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne mud-skip that chick?"
by ConairSV June 25, 2010