Scorpion Punch

To jab your middle finger in someones ass or vagina and then curl the finger and pull out fast.

after a long hard day at work I like to give my wife a good scorpion punch.

by travis Luce February 23, 2004

Scorpion Game

The act of two people holding each others hands and squeezing their hand using their nails and the first person to give out to the pain and yell “scorpion” loses.

Girl 1:Hey wanna play the Scorpion Game?

Girl 2: No way! You wont harm my precious hand.

by Not.her…. May 5, 2022

Scorpion Party

The greatest political party known to man. Created in January of 2021 by scorpion and his disciples. The idea came fromNUT and has evolved since then.

Yeah I’m a member of the scorpion party. I love the based chess Aussie

by [NUT] January 15, 2021

Smeg scorpions

Smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. They are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that's what you get for smegging faggot! To appease the scorpions you must masturbate at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. And trust me.. this hurts! By the way circumcised people CAN get them too... gutted.

Shit I only wanked 4 times yesterday and now my bell end is all swollen, fucking smeg scorpions.

by analex127 September 19, 2009

Scorpioned Out

When a Freestyle Skiier falls down on his chest and Slides down the jump with his feet over his head

Dude That kid totally Scorpioned out on that jump

by Pigboy773 November 6, 2006

scorpion pizza

verb: A pizza slice steal consisting of very scorpion-like characteristics and mannerisms.

'That motherfucker just scorpion pizza'd my ass!!'

by The Jesster November 14, 2007

Slippery Scorpion

When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.

Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?

Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight

by Sugar81 April 26, 2008