Schmucks Deluxe

When you don't need no bitches to survive.

That skank was hitting on me. I gave her the oleschmucks deluxe. Then went for a run.

by Stove piped your sister March 31, 2019

Schmuck On Wheels

Someone who gets pushed around. See the definition of schmuck. It's Yiddish. Morrie in Goodfellas was Jewish. He doesn't like being dismissed as a fool or an idiot.

"What am I , a Schmuck on Wheels?" - Morrie in Goodfellas.

by Signal 30 August 24, 2023

Schmuck Fuck

Someone who thinks they are entitled and is beyond ridiculous in their actions. Another word for a Karen in sorts.

“Stop being a Schmuck Fuck, Karen!”

by Tylar Storm August 25, 2021

Mrs. Schmuck

Has the big gay. Old hag bitch. Straight Up Cunt (SUC)

Mrs. Schmuck is a Mrs Schmuck

by JazzLover69 September 05, 2018

schmuck insurance

A contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot

I know it's unlikely, but we need it for schmuck insurance.

by Delta Sailor November 17, 2016

Schmuck-Dyke

adjective-Someone being oblivious to the obvious.

No you Schmuck-Dyke, you cannot have relations with my girlfriend.

by CreatorOFschmuckDyke November 23, 2010

pensive schmuck

A detestable or idiotic person who is soberly thoughtful and of a melancholy nature.

Wallie the Pensive Schmuck

by P Ant November 19, 2008