college schedule

Word schedule where you actually work zero hours for your boss because you tell him you have fake college classes to attend.

I’m not working this week because I’m on a college schedule at work.

by Fakes in GA December 17, 2017

Schedule

A piece of paper that determines where an employee will be and when.

My secretary schedules whores to come to my house and fuck me. I'm so good with women I don't even have to go out to meet them. My social skills were cripples at birth but I can still talk my way into a girl's pants. So long as someone calls them, adds them to the schedule of the group home I have to live in because ime retarded, and tell them that I'm exempt from the rules regarding molesting the mentally disabled clients. You could try to claim they aren't whores but unless they just aren't getting paid for a shift they took and agreed to take to go sit on a fat retard cock then they are getting paid to fuck a retard. I mean at the end of the shift it's $50 and that's about exactly as much as it costs for a half and half from a prostitute. It can't be a coincidence.

by Hym Iam December 4, 2020

Schedule

Juan owns the word “schedule”

I have a very busy schedule tomorrow

by ANiggaWithABigDick April 19, 2023

Leap Schedule Day

On February 29th, wake up an hour earlier than normal, and then sleep an hour earlier than normal.

Tomorrow is Leap Schedule Day.

by godlylaundrymachine May 13, 2022

Different Schedules

The occurrence of when the girl is wet, but the guy isn’t hard. Then when a guy gets hard, but the girl isn’t wet.

“Alright, turn over.”
“Oh, now you decide to get rock hard?”

“Ugh, we’re just on different schedules”

by urbansplatt July 20, 2019

James sleep schedule

A motherfucker I know who is fucking vampire is who gets no godamn sleep.

Man you got to have the James sleep schedule for that

by Ass clapper Nigga July 31, 2025

dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020