A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.
James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?
Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.
(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)
(Nine Months Later...)
Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!
Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.
(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)
(Nine Months Later...)
Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!
by TheGreatRanger1 November 15, 2019
Get the Daddy Roulettemug. When a girl is wearing a mask and you have to decide whether to bang a girl based off her eye and forehead features.
by The amazing Brando November 26, 2020
Get the Covid-roulettemug. The game of chance played wile drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.
I was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.
by Chubby Pickle February 25, 2017
Get the Wine Roulettemug. A friendly game between two or more male contestants that involves traveling to a Raccoon concentrated area. Within this area, contestants blindfold themselves and pull out their highly regarded meat, placing exquisite food items on it as bait. Given that raccoons are the number one carriers of rabies, they hope to God that when the Raccoon bites their meat, that they are not gifted with the unwelcoming blessing of rabies, administered directly to their salami. They are simply taking a chance at this game we call life.
"Brocky and Chadmeister are playing RR (Raccoon Roulette)... Brocky got the RABE (rabies) and Chadmeister got spared on his turn..."
by hinglingmaster June 13, 2019
Get the Raccoon Roulettemug. A version of Russian Roulette played with 100% chance of the first shot firing a round.
Other variants of this game involve lethal amounts of drugs in a cup rather than guns.
Other variants of this game involve lethal amounts of drugs in a cup rather than guns.
by DanteStorms July 22, 2009
Get the Polish Roulettemug. 1. An option offered by some drug dealers and, in Dutch Coffeeshops, where a customer buys a bag or rolled cigarette of a random strain of marijuana and in some cases hard drugs like cocaine, amphetamines or heroin.
2. A game where several rolled cigarette with random doses are given to players, which are then smoked by themselves only for the thrill of an unexpected effect.
2. A game where several rolled cigarette with random doses are given to players, which are then smoked by themselves only for the thrill of an unexpected effect.
1. Customer: "What can you recommend?"
Shopkeeper: "Well if you're looking for a fun afternoon I'd say you should get a Dutch Roulette!"
2. Thomas: "Hey have you spoken with Lauren lately?"
Simon: "No, I heard she's whoring her ass after getting addicted to cocain at that Dutch Roulette last month"
Shopkeeper: "Well if you're looking for a fun afternoon I'd say you should get a Dutch Roulette!"
2. Thomas: "Hey have you spoken with Lauren lately?"
Simon: "No, I heard she's whoring her ass after getting addicted to cocain at that Dutch Roulette last month"
by Mark Rutte February 12, 2013
Get the Dutch Roulettemug. A game in which 3 or more men gather around a table with their pants off and a female goes under the table and pleasures one of them, after 30 seconds the men take turns guessing who was being pleasured under the table, if the person who was guessing for that round was right he wins and everyone else loses, if he is wrong he loses and everyone else wins. The wagers are usually a shot or a drink but can also included something unpleasant like eating bugs with the shot. A popular game with business men in Bangkok
"Man I got trashed last playing Bangkok Roulette before we hit the bars, I didn't get fondled much but I sure didn't pay for many drinks!"
by MC1980 August 1, 2009
Get the Bangkok Roulettemug.