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Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.
For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?
by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023
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Neapolitan Waterballoon

Verb;

When a male pulls his foreskin over the head of his penis, and ejaculates inside his foreskin. Then releasing it inside the mouth of a female.
I have my girl a Neapolitan Waterballoon last night. Just a big load of cum, sweat and tears. I don’t think she will let me surprise her like that again.
by Bappo0 July 16, 2023
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Neapolitan kiss

Similar to a rainbow kiss, however you add the extra element of poo to the kiss along with period blood and semen.
by Poopscoopdoopypoop November 26, 2020
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Neapolitan Delight

its a blast from the past but also punching the person in the nose and make then bleed. so the shit, cum, and blood mix together to look like a Neapolitan ice cream
Keith wanted to surprise Nick for their anniversary with a Neapolitan delight.
by BigBawwls March 6, 2011
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Forbidden Neapolitan

When a guy cums in a girls ass while shes on her period. The mixture of fluids make for a colourful delicacy.
"You hung out with your girl? I thought she was on her period this week?"

"We did the forbidden Neapolitan"
by Jablow October 6, 2020
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Neapolitan

When you wipe your ass and there is shit and blood on the toilet paper.
“After I took a massive shit, I went to wipe my ass and found I was holding a Neapolitan.”
by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020
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Neapolitan blunt

A blunt rolled with a vanilla, a chocolate and a strawberry blunt, all rolled together in one long blunt.
For large groups I like to roll Neapolitan blunts. They hold more and taste better.
by LucidInterface March 14, 2011
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