The Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

John- Yo have you read The Bee Movie Script?
Evan- Nah dude. Should I?
John- Duh!

by Sheld_ May 14, 2021

the more funny part of the bee movie script

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right.

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right

the more funny part of the bee movie script

by NicholasTheAverageHuman January 4, 2019

The Emoji Movie

Terrible Money Waster

See:
Death
Hillary
Knife

A: Wanna Go Watch The Emoji Movie?
B: Nope, That Gives You Cancer.
A: Awww..
C: AND THE EMOJI MOVIE GIVES DIABITIES!

by McDerpz March 6, 2017

The Mental Movie

What God intended us to beat off to. The imagination; the mind's eye. Before spank movies made it obsolete, the mental movie was all people had: shutting their eyes tight, folks in bygone epochs envisaged hot, breathless fucks with acquaintances they passed on cobbled streets. Today, some still employ the mental movie, especially when away from their computers--in an isolated bathroom stall, a fitting room, the woods, etc., the fancy can still be relied on to do the trick when called upon.

Arthur slipped into the dank alley off Goodman St., having just seen Nora in a blue mini-skirt and tank top walking out of the department store. He leaned against the dumpster, glancing about him to be sure he was alone. Nora's sweet Alabama accent, her blue eyes, the superb abundance of her breasts, her chiseled legs: all these mingled in his mind as he cranked his now bare cock with abandon. His brain went blank and he came. He breathed a deep breath: "Nothing like the mental movie sometimes," he muttered.

by Cunning Linguist 28 July 22, 2011

Sonic the Hedgehog Movie

Pile of shit movie that gets edits of Sonic made that are somehow even shittier even though the official design is about as low as it gets.

Sonic Fan on Twitter #9,872: Oh my god bro look at my Sonic the Hedgehog Movie edit ehhee it's so good!
20% of the Rational Sonic Fanbase: No that looks like a starving african child with a watermelon head.

by OwMyBodyHurt May 12, 2019

The Emoji Movie

A movie some directors made while high on crack.

The Emoji Movie was the worst movie I've ever seen in 20 years!

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

the emoji movie

there baby bells circle cheese if u will

1.hey have you seen the emoji movie?
2. oh the baby bell one
1.yea that one

by chazthelad March 1, 2021