Hair problems? Just take the new street drug I invented called Mirage. It will dehydrate you until you look like you have perfect Disney Ariel bangs in the mirror while simultaneously lowering your credit score.
Karen looked in the mirror and wondered, am I actually mermaid.. what is a credit card.. look at this stuff, isn't it neat? The Mirage was not her credit score or the drug, she is looking for electricity and a mirror under the sea!
by Lil Vicky January 26, 2022
Get the Miragemug. That mirage just bamboozled me
by Shootermanthespooderman March 7, 2023
Get the Miragemug. When a heterosexual checks out a member of the opposite sex and then realizes they are a member of the same sex, making yourself gay and shameful for a short time
I had a gay mirage when I drove by and beeped the horn at this chic bent over gardening in tight pants.Then they stood up and waved and it was an 82 year old man.
by clevercrow May 18, 2024
Get the Gay miragemug. by Jbake6669 July 24, 2016
Get the Kentucky miragemug. by anonymous November 29, 2021
Get the Miragmug. When you think you just saw your Blackberry or smartphone flash (the result of a message) in your peripheral vision, so you go check your phone but to your surprise, it was just a message mirage.
Dude after I sent that risky text I was so happy to see my phone blinking, but turns out it was just a damn message mirage.
by KravingYou February 27, 2011
Get the Message Miragemug.