by needthat! September 5, 2023
Get the Dqrkice Methodmug. Coming up with something that is not based on facts or is made up on the fly to convince others that the originator knows what he/she is talking about.
Because Bill didn't know the explanation for why his car was in the front yard, he utilized the PIOOYA method to ensure his wife didn't make him sleep in the basement for the next two weeks.
by TheGuide99 August 24, 2010
Get the PIOOYA Methodmug. Step 1. Open the door to the bathroom
Step 2. Take a roll of toilet paper and and place some toilet paper into the bowl.
Step 3. Shit. Devour the bathroom. Watch YouTube or Porn.
Step 4. Flush the toilet. If you’re lucky enough, it won’t clog, if so you’re fucked and like the creator the shit water spilled over the bowl on the floor and had to clean it up so learn a lesson.
Pros to this method: leaves the shit halfway breathing so it stinks up the fucking room for the next shitter and helps avoid water splash up the asshole.
Advice: Be careful! Happy Shitting!
Step 2. Take a roll of toilet paper and and place some toilet paper into the bowl.
Step 3. Shit. Devour the bathroom. Watch YouTube or Porn.
Step 4. Flush the toilet. If you’re lucky enough, it won’t clog, if so you’re fucked and like the creator the shit water spilled over the bowl on the floor and had to clean it up so learn a lesson.
Pros to this method: leaves the shit halfway breathing so it stinks up the fucking room for the next shitter and helps avoid water splash up the asshole.
Advice: Be careful! Happy Shitting!
by Moo Shu June 10, 2019
Get the Wisdom Methodmug. The process of, during sex, grabbing the base of the penis and pulling the skin back to tighten it around the shaft, making it sensitive, in order to decrease the amount of time to have an orgasm.
The flight attendant was knocking on the door while I was having sex with Molly, so she used the Florentine Method to wrap it up.
by John Manlapid May 30, 2006
Get the Florentine Methodmug. A fully-accepted method to pass a subject in which copulation of the student with the professor is exhibited.
Boy 1: Dude, I think I'm gonna fail my engineering class.
Boy 2: Don't worry! Use the Anfernee method
Boy 1: Great idea! Although, my prof is kinda old..
Boy 2: Don't worry! Use the Anfernee method
Boy 1: Great idea! Although, my prof is kinda old..
by CONQUEROR OF PUSSIES December 12, 2012
Get the Anfernee methodmug. A method of doing school work based on the quote by Ernest Hemingway, "Write drunk; edit sober." This can use any method of inebriation be it drugs or alcohol, you just can't be sober. This tends to work best when you have time to sober up and edit the essay.
I really couldn't get any inspiration for my Sociology mid-term, so I resorted to the Hemingway Method. Surprisingly enough drunk me is filled with ideas, I got an A, mind you my friend you must have time to sober up before you turn in the essay.
by Carsen Tyler July 28, 2012
Get the Hemingway Methodmug. by 4KGOD December 22, 2020
Get the Mendoza Methodmug.