Instant Leftovers

You get really stoned, chow down on some hot pockets, get distracted by the cieling fan for 45 minutes (3 actual minutes), snap out of it, look over at your coffee table only to realize that you didn't even touch your hot pockets. BOOM...Instant Leftovers.

Damn, this pizza is amazing. WHOA! SQUIRREL! Oh look, I have pizza. Boom...instant leftovers.

by Sizznittlebam May 10, 2016

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Leftover Lunge

When someone makes a romantic or sexual move on someone’s ex just after a breakup.

Jack made a serious leftover lunge when he asked his roommate’s ex out just two days after they broke up.

We were taking bets about when Betty was going to ask him out. She’s notorious for making one really pathetic leftover lunge after another within hours of someone's breakup.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

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Leftover Mayonnaise

When a male is having sex with a female, and, just before climax, pulls out, ejaculates into his hand, and slaps her in the face.

Male: Mmm...
Female: What the...
*Slap!!!*
Female: Ugh! You just hit me with your leftover mayonnaise!

by Ambrosino January 17, 2009

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Leftover Lisa

a girl or woman who cannot get a date no matter how hard she tries. Many of these individuals are nice, clean, caring people who just don't have the looks, money or popularity to find a partner.

Nancy is a pediatric nurse who makes $25 an hour, but cannot find a date. But while she is a kind, caring, talented, giving person who anyone would be happy to know, she is also 5'2 and 300 lbs, rendering her a Leftover Lisa, as men generally do not see past her size.

by Laiho's Eyeliner September 29, 2008

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