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get up on the head

1. Encouraging directive made by a male for a female (or male, if that's how you swing) partner to directly engage the head of the penis in either oral, vaginal or some other orifice-centered sexual act.

2. A derogatory exclamation made from one male to another as an insult, much akin to telling someone to "suck my dick".
1. Girl: "Ooh, baby, I am feeling so sexy right now....." Guy: "Well GET UP ON THE HEAD, girl!!!!"

2. Guy 1: "You need to get out of my face, man..." Guy 2: "GET UP ON THE HEAD, you fucktard!!!"
by BDOG47 May 27, 2017
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Hit them in the head

Police slag for calling in sick.
(Banging in, banging, banging out)
I want this weekend off but they won't approve my vacation time so I'm just gonna hit them in the head.
by KRJaffaOneOneNine2 May 29, 2017
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beat for the head

when you give head to a female/male and they do not return the favor.
Dave: bro i got beat for the head last night.
Marcus: tf does that mean ?

Dave: it means i ate her pussy but she didn’t suck my dick
by Richyyxo April 2, 2019
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National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day

Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.
Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!
by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020
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Sit at the Head of The Round Table

1. a. To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b. To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.
1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.
2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.
by Mahus March 8, 2012
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bag over the head job

is said when u want to fuck a woman who is so fucking ugly but has a fine body, i.e huge chebs nice pun, and lovely legs that you would love to be between!
dude 1:oh dude she has got huge chebs
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!
by Allan Galeziewski July 23, 2007
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In his song, the reference is for a woman to let him ejaculate on a girls face while he masterbates. If she holds her head steady he'll milk himself.
ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow
by smartyguy1 November 8, 2014
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