get the piano off your back

Something to be yelled (typically by a coach) at a person running VERY slowly. Often followed by: "Don't stop and play it on the way."

Hey, get the piano off your back and run!

by kauz381 November 29, 2007

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someone: "okay okay stop"

by BenSav February 14, 2022

get the memo

verb. To hear the order or rule. Almost always used sarcastically, and not in an environment where memoranda are usually written.

Apparently Bob didn't get the memo that you shouldn't do keg stands at a wedding.


Didn't she get the memo? I'm a guy -- I'm not supposed to feel emotionally vulnerable.

by Benjjj May 3, 2005

get the monkey

the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."

Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.

by Jackonrad April 4, 2009

get the stretch

Getting the stretch means to acquire or gather a large amount of drugs. Predominately marijuana, but it can vary to shrooms or prescription pills.

"Yo brendon im lookin to pick up, did you get the stretch yet?"

by Adamitis1818 January 14, 2015

Get the neck gaiter and mug

Just buy it! Im gonna die bro im held gunpoint

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UD: Get the neck gaiter and mug!
Gamer: But why
UD: I beg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got your family like catching water with a bucket! Turn on your tv moron.

Gamer: Turns on TV!
TV While gamer's mom screams: HELP HELP! Timer is 12 minutes. PLEASE BUY THEM! WE RAISE AND TAKE CARE OF YOU SO PLEASE!
Gamer: Oh my god

by Feryk April 16, 2021

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by welp moment dumass November 17, 2020