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Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer

The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.
Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.
by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 28, 2014
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Grover Cleveland Steamer

When 2 guys DP a trash barrel whore and after pulling out scat on her chest.
Laura wanted it so bad after that non-profit event that Frank and Mike gave her a Grover Cleveland Steamer she'll never forget.
by soyparty August 29, 2014
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Prickly Cleveland Steamer

When you're strapped to a bed of nails and your woman drops a hot steamy deuce on your chest
Martha is about to give Bob a Prickly Cleveland Steamer
by Hairy_Cockness_Monster June 12, 2015
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Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner

When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.
“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”

“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”
by Static The Kidd July 24, 2019
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Cleveland Steamer

The sexual fetish, where one shits on another's chest.
Dan: "Henry!!! My girl gave me hot Cleveland steamer !"

Henry: "didn't that smell bad?... whatever I don't even want to know... get some I guess?"
by Kazcaz September 6, 2016
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Cleveland Steamer

When a person excretes ejaculate onto their partner's stomach/chest and scoots through it while tooting like an old steam boat, leaving a wake of ejaculate across their partner's body. Pantomiming like you're pulling the cord to toot an air horn is a must for the perfection of this maneuver.

It seems that everyone posing about this term is wrong, most people think this term has to do with feces, but end up describing either a Hot Carl / Hot Karl or some modified version of a Hot Lunch or Chili Dog. A Cleveland Steamer has nothing to do with Feces it's semen.
I just jizzed on my girl's stomach and gave her the Cleveland Steamer.
by TamagachiYeet February 26, 2020
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