Canadians

A bunch of sorry's and eh's living in the moment, don't mess with one or you'll be spending the night in a cold ass igloo while they teach you the Canadian national anthem.

Americans: fuck off
Australians: fuck you
Canadians: oh fuck sorry, I can pay for the damage myself and I can also.....

by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018

Canadianing

verb. An action that is indescribable except for the fact that it has Canadian origins.

Yo Bryce just went to China from Canada to show the country the art of Canadianing!

by DefinitionMatrix June 3, 2015

canadian

the best type for fucking they will always keep it sticky with their syrup and say please and thank you afterwards

Hilary Clinton likes fucking this Canadian of hers.

by cac7us November 25, 2020

canadian

literally the kindest people ever

Person1: I'm sorry

Person2: who the fuck is that

Person3: i dunno probably a canadian

by someotherbro June 10, 2018

A Canadian

Code word for a member of an ethnic group you don't want to/ are not allowed to offend, while talking about them in front of their backs.
Because it's not politically incorrect to make derogatory comments about (a-boot) Canadians.
Possible root: Puerto RiCans, AfriCans...

Have you met Filmore?
Who's that?
A Canadian dude that just started in Accounting.
Ohhhh.

by Rick-o November 8, 2008

Canadian

A slang term for African Americans used by a small, but growing group of people in Indiana and Chicago. The term was created as a substitute for the pejorative, Nigger, in order to express the term but avoid any conflicts.

God damn Canadians.

...there were a bunch of Canadians standing outside the club so I sprinted as fast as I could.

by R.A. C.R. R.N. D.M. J.C. J.F. July 24, 2006

Canadian

Someone who constantly looks for ways to justify their existance by naming off various milestones or inventions created by other Canadians so that others will take notice.

Like the skinny kid with thick glasses at the back of the classroom, they try very hard to impress with all their statistics on Canada's gun crime rates versus the U.S.A. and constantly fawn over faults in American foreign policy while ignoring what atrocities their own country and corporations have done to others.

Talisman Energy ring a bell? I thought so. How about the major Canadian book retailer that backs "lone soldiers" in the state of Israel? No? Hmmmm...

You Canadians need to concentrate on your own problems. And there are many.

by Bleepedybloops July 18, 2007