When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,
everyone think you meant house
nope
you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,
or you're just a virgin.
everyone think you meant house
nope
you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,
or you're just a virgin.
"911 whats your emergency"
"911 there's someone in my bed"
"There was a break in?"
"There's someone in my bed"
"Should I send someone?"
*hangs up*
"911 there's someone in my bed"
"There was a break in?"
"There's someone in my bed"
"Should I send someone?"
*hangs up*
by im a very person so yeah January 22, 2021
this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104
Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"
by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022
male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade
guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ณ๐ณ
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐น๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ๐
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ณ๐ณ
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐น๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ๐
by dr.die October 8, 2021
The big funny hahaha moment where macmudd hijack a plane or two an smashed them in to a building or two while screaming allahwalba
Remember the day 911 cause I pissed me self laughing as Allahs servant smashed a plane in to two buildings lol hahah so funny
by Rodman seery November 21, 2020
911- is another name for an anti depressant or anti phycotic
It is also a Lady Gaga 3rd Single off Chromatica
It is also a Lady Gaga 3rd Single off Chromatica
by My biggest enemy is me pop 911 May 1, 2021
Something to use when you had an affair with your friends wife and you think he's come to your house with a double barrel shotgun.
911: He murdered my kids, raped my wife, burned my house, blew up my car and stole my shoes. I'm calling the police.
by imahabib March 27, 2018
by ZJay412 November 2, 2020