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Random Breast Tester

One who tests random breasts either by sucking, fondling or caressing the breasts orally and physically.
by Trance baby :D March 22, 2003
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Bed Tester

An unemployed person living off benefits and who lies in bed all afternoon doing nothing and is proud of the fact they are not actively seeking work
Paul:''so joe what do you work at?'' Joe:''im a bed tester LOL''
by Easylover August 9, 2009
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Spring tester

Fat person. Expression often used by taxi drivers who had overweight punters approaching their cabs. Obviously the suspension springs were about to be put under more stress than normal.
Look at that those two women coming out of the shop. They are both a couple of spring testers!
by Kev in hants June 26, 2007
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Tele-Testies

The courage one would find to verbally assult another over the phone. Using the telephone as protection to insult another; typically saying things to another (over the telephone) that one would not generally say in person.
"That customer sure had some tele-testies, calling me a stupid mother fucker, over the phone. I bet he wouldn't say that to my face".
by Kimberlini April 7, 2011
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comfy testers

When somebody sits on something or lays on something they would be testing the comfort, so comfy testers are people who go round trying to find what is comfiest.

They would compare answers with one another to hear each others opinions on the level of comfyness.
Things that aren't comfy such as a thorn bush would get about a 1 out of 10 but things such as memory foam mattress would get roughly a 9, 10 if extreme comfort is found.
wow this bench sure is a 7 out of 10 we are good comfy testers
by Tea Neil January 26, 2013
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mattress tester

Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah I want back to see that mattress tester
by dickmagee November 19, 2014
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Tests

Hard terrible things. They could be easy, or they could be the thing you wanna burn alive.
Teacher: TESTS TODAY!
you: why do I hear boss music- wait- did she just say tests?!
by WHYAMIHERE- DO YOU KNOW? April 5, 2021
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