Tentacle Testicular Torsion

A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"

Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!

Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

TENTACLE

The male sexual organ, formally as penis

She sucking on my tentacle

by Alfred Cornelius August 22, 2023

Queen of Tentacles

A multi-faceted person who can handle a bajillion moving parts, project, pieces. Almost a tarot card.

You are the Queen of Tentacles

by Love Jade May 20, 2021

Tentacle Method

when you are not x-raying but just using the tentacle method

I wasn't x-raying i was just using the tentacle method

by The_Bee33 March 8, 2024

Tentacle Tongue

A Tongue that looks like it can preform “freaky” activity’s.

Guy1: “Look at her tongue”
Guy2: “ Man she got that tentacle tongue”

by Tabiuit November 1, 2019

De-tentacle

To take off the arms of a squid and make calamari

Bryan de-tentacles squids for a living

by Ucychirchh July 25, 2016

Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.

"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."

by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019