Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.

Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!

by Black§Pearl January 12, 2004

tampon destructor

Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).

Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!

by Telephony November 7, 2014

Traffic Tampon

A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.

We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.

by YB85 March 23, 2011

Meat Tampon

The white absorbent material used to soak up the blood from packaged meats.

"He forgot to remove the meat tampon before cooking his steak."

by Jameth11 July 3, 2020

retro-temporal-autoeroticism

the act of traveling back in time and haveing sex with your self.

if you travle back in time and have sex with your self, you have practiced retro-temporal-autoeroticism

by david bunn December 14, 2004

temporally disoriented

At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...

I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.

Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.

by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010

Casa de Tempe

Famously known as the party house for all ARIZONA STATE CROSS COUNTRY student athletes, where many extracurricular activities occur. Throughout the university it is known as the place to go if you want to do one or all of the following; 1. Consume large amounts of alcohol and liquor. 2. Hook up with girls who are driven there by the dozens. 3. Break anything and everything in the vicinity. 4. Play drinking games for large amounts of money: Keg stand, Louisville Shugger, Beer Pong, Flip Cup. Supposedly they have connections with a vendor that supplies them with the refilling of the house keg every couple of days. Parties are known to start from noon on one day and end on noon the other.

What is the biggest reason why you committed to ASU, when you have all these other schools offering you way more money?

I want to go to ASU because it's ASU, I want to study hard, run harder, and party at Casa de Tempe.

by El Sol del Nino September 21, 2011