teabag

To place your nose in your bosses ass and his nuts in your mouth to obtain a raise or promotion using your "array of skills"

MAtt teabagged his way to a promotion

by mistrFistr April 10, 2007

teabag

The act of slapping an unconscious person's face with the testicles by thrusting the pelvis.

The next time Harbole Doodlinsky falls asleep I'm gonna teabag that fucker.

by Bobby Ganoosh November 10, 2003

teabag

A person lacking in courage or moxie; a wuss or sissy.

C'mon dude, don't be a teabag! Drink the bathwater!

by qqq May 13, 2005

teabag

To place one's nutsack over a second person's forehead(not the mouth as some accept) in an attempt to humiliate the victim to achieve a situation of laughter.

Check out google for pictures of teabag.

by kolinzo July 15, 2009

Teabag

A term for someone who is used once, and then discarded of.

Damn Kristela, I heard he only spoke to you cause you had a nice ride?

Your such a teabag!

by Dishwasherbatman June 18, 2011

Teabag

Someone with many freckles, or emulates the behaviour of Jamie Daniels.

Jamie Daniels is a teabag
TEABAG!!!!!

by Jabba October 20, 2004

Teabag

Used as a disparaging term for someone who you have just owned while playing a video game or just someone you hate.

Brian: Whats up Teabag?
Criznap: ... :(

by ~BMF~ December 28, 2005