taxes

Some thing the Donald Trump doesn't pay.

Olivia: "Man can you believe Donald Trump only payed 750 dollars in taxes in 2017 an 2016."
Mark: "boy do i wish i were him"

by Fuck_Trump December 2, 2020

Taxes

What the government takes from the smart in order to support people who are too ignorant to make money on their own.

Obama: "Fuck the middle class, i'm raising taxes so can give handouts to my brothas and sistas."
Boehner: "You wont be destroying this great country on my watch!"

by kenyan democrat August 22, 2011

tine tanies

times; instances

From the motion picture Pootie Tang

Pootie tang done wampata to the bammies many tine tanies

by SCrow November 30, 2006

taxes

Taxes, the ethereal costs of a good, in this example describe the natural annoyances involved when attempting to have hook up with/get with/fuck/merc/taste the pink/sink a brown a girl/guy. Taxes, as always, are negative and show one's dislike of the molestation involved.

"Chantel is mad fly son! but her bro is a tank; no way I'm paying that tax"

"I'd pay taxes for that ass, no doubt no question! Yo mami"

by Dustin Hoffman, July 25, 2009

Taxes

Taxes is a another word for weed

Bro you got any taxes I can buy

by Im'a. Loca. September 25, 2018

death n taxes

The Justice Squad of the washed up, unsuccessful, rock world.

Man, that band was so Death n Taxes. They just sucked.
Ugh, dude, they just kept playing that same old boring quasi-metal shit. It was so Death n Taxes.

by himynameisblank January 6, 2008

goth taxes

Taxes that cut themselves. Usually observed during audits of high ranking politicians.

Barry: Tom, what the fuck were you thinking?
Tom: They were goth taxes, they cut themselves.
Barry: I need a smoke.
Tom: I need a better accountant.

by beer thirty February 5, 2009