Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013

Taser Crazy

When you are having sex and your partner is being less than energetic in bed, so you taser their ass and let them start doing most of the work.

"Hey Nicole how was sex last night?"

" It started out pretty shitty, he was acting like he was half dead so I went taser crazy on his ass and had some of the best sex ever. Too bad for him, he doesn't remember half of it."

by Moneyshotman February 10, 2010

tansey eyes

a.k.a. crazy eyes, eyes that go in different directions and creepily stare at you as if wanting to have sex with you

He gave me the tansey eyes and i knew it was on

by mangina6991 February 20, 2010

Taosed

When you get toasted in Taos, NM

Similar to "Aprés-Ski" only at Ski Valley in Taos.

After a blue bird day at Ski Valley, you get taosed!
"I was taosed last night! What happened?"
I haven't been to Ski Valley since last year. Let's get taosed and do some laps.

by Rev. Doyle July 4, 2017

tanseera

Has commitment issues.

Tanseera has commitment issues.

by Sadboyho123 September 2, 2019

Tahseen

A girl who is sweet, kind, smart, goofy, intelligent, beautiful and an amazing friend to have. She will always be there for you and help you out with your problems and will never judge you. She can be a little spoiled at times but doesn't Bragg or even likes to bring it up at times. Overall She is just an amazing person in general. She is also a bold and brave.

Tahseen is an amazing friend.

by Tahseen. November 23, 2021

ear taser

An "ear taser" is a noise or sound you hear that goes in your ear and makes your whole body shudder ie nails on a chalkboard

"Justin Bieber's singing... oh my god... ear taser!"
"She said 'I wuv you' and ear tasered me. I HATE baby talk."

by Stacerella August 21, 2014