drunken tarzan

Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.

Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.

by BeerdedWonder July 5, 2018

Posh Tarzan

To have a wank with a leopard print condom

‘Oh Barbara, he’s a real animal. Caught him having a posh Tarzan last week’

by anonymous March 15, 2023

Tarzan

The newest racial slur for black people just dropped!

*distant beep heard from fire alarm*
"Tarzan replace your fucking batteries"

by 🎏 February 9, 2024

Tarzaning

A term described by the actions of very desperate females who undeniably want a guy (primarily his dick) and are visably doing it so much, they are practically swinging off his dick.

Brandon -- Dude, he has so many girls chasing after him

Jon -- Yea but Danny won't do shit. They're practically tarzaning on him

by NumberThreeSloth August 13, 2011

Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.

EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"

by oobyek March 1, 2014

Queen La (Tarzan)

Queen La (Tarzan) is a character in Edgar Rice Burroughs's series of Tarzan novels, the queen and high priestess of Opar, a lost city located deep in the jungles of Africa.

Queen La (Tarzan) first appeared in the second Tarzan novel, The Return of Tarzan (1913), and reappeared in the fifth, Tarzan and the Jewels of Opar (1916), the ninth, Tarzan and the Golden Lion (1923), and the fourteenth, Tarzan the Invincible (1930). She is also mentioned in the juvenile Tarzan story Tarzan and the Tarzan Twins, with Jad-Bal-Ja, the Golden Lion (1936), the events of which occur between Tarzan and the Golden Lion and Tarzan the Invincible.

by Snapper2001 September 30, 2018

Tarzaning

“When using the toilet, let the feces hang out almost completely. Just before it drops, quickly shift your position so that it lands on the inner walls of the toilet. The feces will then leave a trail along the bowl as it slides down.”

I love Tarzaning my friends toilet after a huge meal.

by Mr dindu. June 27, 2025