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Tailgate

Sticking you penis or hand into the anus immediately after a shit falls out but before the hole has time to close over.

Similar to tailgating through a toll booth without a ticket.
We ran out of lube last night, her ass was too tight to get in so had to tailgate
by Dun-Eideann October 5, 2024
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Kentucky tailgate

When a hillbilly in an Amish dress and Mountain Dew drenched balls, bends over the Sidebar of a rusted out pickup, and gets mounted by a horse that's ends in a Miami Makeover.
There was definitely a different look to Bill when he received his Kentucky tailgate, than when his wife gave him a Miami makeover.
by Kentucky Tim July 15, 2022
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Tailgate fade

A particularly well trimmed or sculpted version of the “mullet” haircut.
Damn! Look at that fuckin mullet! That’s a straight up tailgate fade. He spent some money on that one.
by radattack February 12, 2021
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Tailgate Therapy

Hanging out in a tailgate (whether be tailgating a concert or sports game, or just hanging out) while making great memories to relieve negative feelings and thoughts.
I am in need of some tailgate therapy.

Get the group together for some tailgate therapy.
by AnonPpl May 20, 2018
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Tailgated

Getting shit faced and destroyed at a tailgate, then going home instead of going to the bars.
Man, I got tailgated last night and was out before dark.
by AB33GT October 14, 2018
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tailgate test

when guys take out their erect penises and lay them on a tailgate to measure who has the bigger penis.
Lastnight Jim, Tony, and I had a tailgate test. Jim ended up having the biggest penis. Tony and I have the same size penis. Hey, atleast we tied for last!
by Johnny boy 386 March 4, 2019
mugGet the tailgate testmug.

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