Tactical Turtleneck

A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.

'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'

by Batman3935 February 20, 2012

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005

one eyed bald man in a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

turtleneck sweat

Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater

"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"

by Darth Wittious October 20, 2015

Sleeveless Turtleneck

And uncircumcised penis, with shaved pubes

He took off his pants and had a sleeveless turtleneck.

by Allamericanbeard1776 November 8, 2021

Turtleneck head

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum

John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling

by Bannotti March 22, 2017

Arizona turtleneck

When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male

Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.

by stnapkid January 3, 2020