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trailer queen 

This term is used to describe a show car that travels around in a trailer. There are two general types of trailer queens.

1) A car that, for some reason, can't or shouldn't be driven but is still show worthy. For example, some cars are too old to be safe to drive cross-country so they must be trailered.

2) The most common trailer queen can be driven. The owner is ussually so tied up in the status and appearance of his car that he has forgotten the joy of driving it and now hauls it around in a trailer to avoid dirt. These are often painfully shiny with very expensive, detailed painjobs and excess chrome. The owner will wash and polish every part of the car (even the brake pads) before the car goes in the trailer and then again after he parks it at the show. Extreme trailer queens are often hauled around in trailers that are show-worthy themselves.
We had fun driving our cars to the show but that trailer queen is so tied up in making his car extra shiny that he's gonna be polishing the thing until tommarow.
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Trailer Jam 

When way to many people live in a trailer. Usually 10 or more, or 7 or more very large people.
I was trying to get to the kitchen but i Ran into a trailer jam! Damn fool, it looks like u got a trailer jam up in that mf!
Trailer Jam by Bhbf08 February 20, 2008

Trailer Park All Star

Either a redneck or a hillbilly that has displayed exemplary and distinguished service as a douchebag.

A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.
What a crowd of complete Trailer Park All Stars just rolled into JC Pennys looking for a sale on flannel shirts, now all of the poon has adiosed outta here. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
Trailer Park All Star by Brent Hubbs February 14, 2008

Trailer Aids

A condition where one chooses to move to the outskirts of Thurston County Washington, adopt a pitbull, marry a welder, live their life in a single-wide mobile home, cover themselves in tattoos, and style their hair into up-don'ts. This individual will have an extremely shrill voice and eyeliner that reaches their temples. They will constantly talk about how boring their life is but to them they think it's amazing.
Don't get too close to her, you'll get the trailer aids.
Trailer Aids by frisbeesangels October 9, 2012

trailer juice

Grab me a 2-liter of trailer juice at the mini mart Ma! I finished the last of it at breakfast.

Trailer Park Princess 

A skanky white trash chick that thinks she is hot but is too stupid to realize she is just a trashy whore
Katie is quite the Trailer Park Princess isn't she?

Trailer Park Slam 

A single mom who moves herself and her child into a trailer with a female friend and their boyfriend. The Trailer Park Slam then sleeps with her friends boyfriend and all other males within a 3 mile radius. Trailer Park Slam becomes pregnant and requires a DNA test. (They have likely had multiple DNA tests to find their other childrens' fathers.)

Trailer Park Slams are always 100% certain of who fathered their child, and adamantly oppose testing. DNA tests eventually prove them wrong. These girls are generally missing teeth and addicted to alcohol or cocaine.
She is such a trailer park slam that she's on her second child, fourth DNA test. Only 12 guys left to test. Hope she finds his dad soon. Must be hard for her to buy coke without her child support.