A condition where one chooses to move to the outskirts of Thurston County Washington, adopt a pitbull, marry a welder, live their life in a single-wide mobile home, cover themselves in tattoos, and style their hair into up-don'ts. This individual will have an extremely shrill voice and eyeliner that reaches their temples. They will constantly talk about how boring their life is but to them they think it's amazing.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods