“Therapist”

Music, usually in impossibly high amounts. Often accompanied by copious amounts of alcohol, sleep, and crying respectively.
‘I need to lean on my “Therapist” badly’
Takes a sip of Jack Daniel’s and turns 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con) by Will wood and the tapeworms up louder
by Lexithetransfem March 18, 2025
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Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E
I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Therapisted

Being tought and couched by a therapist
Omg can you believe? I’m being therapisted by Brendon Urie!!!
by Kaitlyn_Devotee March 13, 2018
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metaphysical therapist

A person who has spent years studying the human patterns but doesn't want to get a degree in therapy and also practices holistic healing. A person who desires to help the human race exist. Dana Abbott created this to help her friends and fellow humans to be better versions of themselves. She has a lot of knowledge and wants to share. She uses crystals, tarot cards, palmistry, art, cooking and many other medias to help heal the heart and soul and find humbleness and balance.
Dana is a Metaphysical therapist, it's like a life coach but instead of direction like a life coach it's healing the whole body to be better version of themselves.
by Luna Fulever September 12, 2023
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Therapist

Hym "I'm not going to 'start with the little things.' I don't nor does anyone need the therapist filth to have dominion over my mind and if you don't give me the credit I deserve I'm going to make absolutely sure the shrieks of my seemingly imminent victim haunt your dreams until the day you die. You won't get whatever afterlife you imagine. You could have done otherwise. And I will not allow you to escape the blood-debt."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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Therapist Special

When a therapist purposely doesn’t respond to a desperate message outside of session where you bear the depths of your soul.
I texted my therapist I was going to off myself the other day, she gave me the therapist special!
by Lightsun May 10, 2024
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