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The pits

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"I knew I was in the pits when I called my ex"
by Humanteen April 18, 2019
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The Pittsburgh Steelers

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a team in the National Football League (NFL) that is the measuring stick for which all other teams considered "great" can be measured against.

6 Lombardi Trophy's, slew of Hall of Famers, unrelenting, suffocating defense, the best traveled fans of any team.

Also as a side note, one can use the term "Pittsburgh Steeler" as an adjective to describe something as being great.
And the Pittsburgh Steelers have done it, surpassing both the 49ers and the Cowboys as the only team to win 6 Super Bowls. Looks like just 3 yrs after winning one for the thumb they now have one for the other thumb.

2 guys discussing the night before
Dude 1: Saw you leave with that hottie last night, way to go man.
Dude 2: Thanks man, been on a little drought lately.
Dude 1: So how it go?
Dude 2: Had a couple drinks, talked some, and then it was onto the bedroom. It was Pittsburgh Steelers all the way. (meaning the sex was great)
Dude 1: Nice, (high fives Dude 2) she have any friends?
Dude 2: Well yeh, but they dont like guys with small dicks.
Dude 1: That sucks, well at least I am lucky your ex-wife is still around, she never complains
Dude 2: Asshole (kicks Dude 1 in the balls)
by Myron Cope February 4, 2009
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Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.
Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."
by Bob Sider August 17, 2006
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The Pittman Maneuver

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The art of , during a threesum keeping the men's nuggets from touching during the act . Performed by either the woman or other .
Man , we just had a threesum and our nuggets never slapped . She performed the best The Pittman Maneuver ever !
by Kris Martin March 27, 2022
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punching the pitcher

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Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?
by Chris M. July 2, 2004
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The Pitchman

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It's a promotional sex move, in which you endorse your sexual advances as if it is an infomercial.
Satisfaction Guaranteed!
"I gave her The Pitchman last night, she loved it so much, her pussy was soaking up my pre-cum like a Sham-wow!"

"Tired of messing with douche bag guys that just can't make cum? Well, get my Finger Buster! I will give you not one finger, not two fingers, but three whole fingers in your pussy! And if you cum now I will throw in an extra 10 minutes of clit busting action for free! You can't lose!"
by CaliBoy Twizzler October 30, 2009
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tear up the pita

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Chris is only going to Leah's party because he's dyin to tear up the pita.
by P.C. Bananahammock September 22, 2009
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