The embodiment of a BBC plastered on a dry erase minion that you keep hidden away in the shadows of your closet only to be seen cumming in his own mouth when you need a coat.
Friend 1: I got a new minion-cock yesterday
Friend 2: nice I’ve had mine for a few years now I need an upgrade.
Friend 2: nice I’ve had mine for a few years now I need an upgrade.
by Minioncum January 23, 2020

A meme only used on Facebook by Karens. Often uses an image of a minion as background to text that is unrelated to the image. Sending a meme like this will generate hate from a lot of people: including me.
by BigDongLen December 8, 2020

a very close/best friend of a stealth bitch. Seen hanging out with the stealth bitch often. May be different than the stealth bitch, but be warned because this girl might take on the same characteristics/opinions of the stealth bitch.
hey, isnt that the stealth bitch's best friend? Yes, so that makes her a stealth minion . Use caution
by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007

The memes your mom shares on her facebook page while on a crazy zoloft high. Basically, the first step to a long, treacherous journey to full karen haircut and suntan. Be aware. Be vigilant. Stay safe.
by bigfattitties420 November 23, 2020

A person who seeks validation and approval with people of authority to benefit themselves financially or to gain status.
by Navi67 March 24, 2010

A rare card air troop in clash royale that is considered armored and powerful. It's 3 elixir and it's very good in defense, like it can kill the mini pekka and valkyrie before they hit the crown tower, it can one shot the princess, archers, firecracker . Also this card has moderate hp that it can survive poison, arrows, fireball. It's range isn't long so he can get countered easily
by RandomGuyIsCool November 16, 2022
