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This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
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The Teddy Long Dance

A dance that looks like you're wiping off a table with both hands. Made famous by Theodore Long.
Long came out on stage and did the Teddy Long dance.
by Flashlightboy March 2, 2017
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The Sloppy Long John Silver

The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.
I heard you used the Sloppy Long John Silver on her.
by Moistmaster April 4, 2017
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The Al Long

The Al long is one crazy mofucka. This virginity snatcher will call u a fat assed dirty slut then turn around and fuck your girlfriend right in the balloon knot, and she will fuckin love it. Overall one crazy cocky fucking sexy beast. PS cech licks
Your so Al Long man, u just called that guy a cumrag then u fucked his lottery working biaaatcch right in the cornhole, fuck man ur so AL LONG
by Big Benny Gooch October 25, 2004
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The Middleburg Long Rifle

When a guy bends over and his woman grips his gear from underneath, with 3 finger around his satchel and her index finger on his wang and her thumb is pressed on his brown eye. When she pulls her index finger a pull like a trigger hew shouts "pew,pew,pew!"
Sophie used Jack like the middleburg long rifle.
by Leonard Jones February 28, 2026
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