Emperor's new jocks

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.

When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.

by B Ligerati January 11, 2008

emperor palpatine's rule

"thall who shall not act gay with the boys shall be labeled as the homosexual" -Loyal 2020

Bro. Its not gay. Its just following emperor palpatine's rule.

by marlozeek October 16, 2020

Dirty Emperor's Helmet

The act of dipping your hog in chocolate syrup and hanging it down over one's nose.

When Ian's mother passed out during the movie last week, I broke out the Hershey's and gave her a Dirty Emperor's Helmet,

by Murph Dawg April 14, 2006

God Emperor Clem

A boundless god who can solo fiction

God Emperor Clem soloed DBZ no diff

by Undisputed Fact Writer June 05, 2021

Thin White Emperor

The greatest rockstar ever to pick up a guitar. A gentleman by the name of David Bowie

Duke, my eyelash. David Bowie is the Thin White Emperor

by Sparkina67 January 19, 2011

Emperor of the Rizzantine Empire

Someone with immaculate rizz. Somebody who can rizz up and make a female pass out just by looking in their general direction, even when they're in their peripheral vision.

Tyrone: Ayo bro have you seen Jesse?
Jaquavious: Yeah bro, he's the Emperor of the Rizzantine Empire

by phantonrider636 March 09, 2023

canadian emperor

named after eddie a young man, who owns lots of land, and controls his land like an emperor

hail emperor eddie, or eddie your such a canadian emperor

by brandon/slave March 17, 2005