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Mike Answer

When asked a question where the only possible answers could be "yes" or "no,",answering something other than "yes" or "no."

Background: People often do not know how to answer a simple question, our friend Mike being among them.
Tyler: Hey Mike, do you have Wednesday off next week?
Mike: I have three days off next week.
Tyler: ...is Wednesday one of them?
by Tyler December 20, 2004
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Don't answer that

What you say when you ask a question and are unsure if you want to know the answer.
Person 1~Dude, could you be more gay?
Person 2~*long pause*
Person 1~...Don't answer that.
by MissPotatoHead August 26, 2010
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yahoo answers

a website where you can answer and ask questions. But some people use this website as a pasting time. Just like any other website, there are people call, "Trolls". Who go around deleting your ansers for no reasons or ask stupid questions like, "How can i get my pet high on weed?"
person 1: I'm bored
person 2: go on yahoo answers then. You can ask and answers questions
person 1: thanks
by punchie-247 July 15, 2009
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answer to life

Why you and I exist. According to "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy," the mice build Deep Thought, a gigantic mega computer designed to divulge the answer to life. After 7.5 million years of calculation, it states the answer: 42. Here is the actual quote, Loonquawl being a mouse:

'"Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?"
"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."'
by Grant0 February 21, 2004
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Burp Answer

Answering a question with a burp, usually a stupid one, something that requiers a long explanation or when you just don't feel like answering.
Also you can include the phrase "That was my answer" to enphasise your response.
- What's the time?
- "Burrrrppp (Burp Answer)". That was my answer.

- Are you going to pick me up later?
- "BUUUUURRPPP"(Burp Answer). That was my answer.
by ari77o November 7, 2010
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answer flipping

The practice of flipping through questions and answers on Q&A sites out of boredom, and for the personal gain of worthless knowledge.
I was bored yesterday at work so I killed some time "answer flipping"
by Paul Fingers July 23, 2010
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'Bill' Answer

N. - A typical engineer type guy ...aka 'Bill' ... will answer any question based on technical knowledge, regardless of context. It will always be correct, but not relevant at times.
Person 1: "Hey Bill, What is the best way to get to the store?"

Bill: "A straight line."

Person1: "Thanks, but I meant what roads should I take. That was a real 'Bill' Answer!!"
by overtime726 February 3, 2017
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