Physically illegal

Anything that is not within the confines of the laws of physics

1:"Joe walked up a wall this afternoon..."
2:"What? But isn't that physically illegal?!"
1:"Apparently not."

by IceBlast360 October 02, 2016

illegal lemon

1. a fake lemon masquerading as a real lemon for profit or monetary gain
2. a perverted scene in fanfiction posted on a site on which the host(s) has explicitly banned writing of this type
3. any combination of the above
4. Cecille (see 3.)

Stupid illegal lemon! I didn't even get off on that fake-ass buzz!

*sexual scenes are banned from this site*
And then Harry inserted his pulsating appendage into Draco's eager hole...
*ILLEGAL LEMON -- YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED*

by The Other Other November 26, 2008

Illegal Dumping

When the male is about to ejaculate and pulls out of the vagina and just places the tip of his penis against her asshole and ejaculates inside without her approval.

My buddy was kicked out of bed after illegal dumping in his girlfriend.

by dvnwind April 06, 2010

illegal love

when a a girl/guy likes someone way over there age group

man you know shante i heard she like that 19 year old! but shes 12! wow thats some illegal love

by shante666 August 18, 2007

illegal crush

the act of a minor crushing on one much older than him/her (and secretly enjoying every moment of it)

Shaniqua is 16 and has an illegal crush on Jamal, age 24

by confusedchild999 November 03, 2009

Illegal Bootymeat

1. An extreamly hot minor that, with sexual encounters, will result in a trip to jail.
2. An underaged girl with quite the attractive body.

1. Senior1: Holy shit dude! That freshmen is sexy as hell!
Senior2: Dude stay away, that's that Illegal Bootymeat.

2. Miley Cyrus

by Andy Orem November 20, 2009

Illegal Wanking

When you're giving yourself the old hand/schlong, your mom walks in the door to your room.

*Tap-Tap-Tap-Tap*
Timmy: "O YEAH I'M SO AWESOME!"
(Door opens)
Mom: "TIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
Timmy: "I'M FIXING MY JEANS MOM!"
Dad: "Son, that's some illegal wanking"

by "P Nizzle" February 17, 2010