Somebody who is not sure of the road rules or how to drive and require some assistance driving on the right side of the road. Often times you will catch them rolling through wealthy neigborhoods admiring houses and running stop signs.
by Tesla owner April 03, 2020
When either you or the person you’re out on a date with owns/ rents a Tesla and you push the front chairs all the way forward, and the back chairs down, then you put an air mattress in the car and proceed to Netflix and chill in the car.
by NGCANL January 11, 2020
A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.
by Desi Bugger September 05, 2018
This is when two guys face each other with erections and put them next to each other touching side by side and one of them jerks both off at the same time.
by CloakandDagger88 January 30, 2011
Joe the Plumber: I finally killed that evil Palin bitch last night
Mccain: How the hell did you get rid of that undead bitch
Joe the plumber: I hit her with the tesla shaft until she passed out
Mccain: How the hell did you get rid of that undead bitch
Joe the plumber: I hit her with the tesla shaft until she passed out
by timujin December 21, 2008
Suburban or urban upper middle class with liberal or Democratic views. They have $100,000 to spend on a car that is just as good as a $20,000 Tesla because they're saving the environment or just because they made a killing on Bitcoin (but not enough to be in the Lambo class).
Becky is so Tesla class.
by tnebula January 25, 2020
by Not a German name August 22, 2017