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Kansas City T-Bones

A minor league baseball team located in Kansas City, Kansas, playing at CommunityAmerica Ballpark. They are renowned for occasionally being amazingly good one game and amazingly bad the next. Team mascot is Sizzle the Bull. They are renowned for being very economical. The team plays in the American Association of Independent Professional Baseball.
Person 1: Man, wanna go to the Kansas City T-Bones game?
Person 2: Sure, they're cheaper than the Royals, and they sometimes win!
by Lorenzo di Roma August 11, 2012
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Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".
"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"
by DJ Bless One November 23, 2006
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T-boned

an adaptation of a previously used term for "broadside collision" to the frequent "near collisions / emergency stops" which are common to self-driving vehicles (for example Tesla) that only brake at the last minute.
What the f***, that Tesla T-boned me, nearly hit me broadside. Scared the s*** out of me.
by MNL897 May 6, 2023
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T-bone walka

A flaming loser who likes to airjerk on people
by t walkas bff October 19, 2009
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T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone on the second Tuesday of October.
Kevin: yo tomorrow is the second Tuesday of October

Tyron: so it’s t-bone Tuesday?
Kevin: hell yeah brother
by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019
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T-Bone

Showing love or affection of the same sex and literally having sex with the opposite sex
You are a T-Bone.
by Shahien17 October 7, 2017
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T-Bone

An act where someone with a colostomy bag lays down on their back and allows their partner to insert their penis into the colon hole for sexual gratification
Alex decided they wanted to T-Bone with Jay for the first time 8 months after the accident, when they finally felt more comfortable with allowing things into their colon hole.
by Wallop-A-Gallop August 4, 2021
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