surf and turd

When one uses a wireless internet connection to surf the internet while they go poop.

Check out their bathroom. They have a laptop in there so you can surf and turd.

by Joel J Strong January 7, 2009

couch surf

To live/stay at someone else's home, not paying rent, buying food, or contributing to much of anything of value for the household.

Can I couch surf at your parent's house, until I get off dope and get a job?

by Uncle Beasley August 30, 2006

toilet surfing

Toilet surfing is what happens when you go to sit on a toilet seat that has loosened up over time. As you place all of your weight on it the seat slips to the side giving you an unexpected "ride". You must surf this ride or else land on the floor!

One guy to another on his way out of the public bathroom:
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"

by acmjojo August 12, 2013

Surfing (dorms)

Code word for drinking in dorms where alcohol is not permitted. It comes from when someone uses the hand signal of the thumb and finger to resemble a drink. Therefore making the hang-ten hand gesture resembling surfing.

Dude do you wanna go surfing (dorms) (while making hand gesture) in our room later?

by Dormguy22 March 24, 2011

Seat Surfing

Seat Surfing is the act of hopping from seat to seat to get to a desired area in a Stadium or Arena. This is an alternative to sliding your way to an isle walking down to the row and sliding your way back in.

Mike: Woah! Where did you come from Alex? I called you like 30 seconds ago.

Alex: I was all the way up in row 23 when you called me. I knew it would take forever if I took the isle, so i saved time by Seat Surfing my way down here.

by Firelancer69 July 19, 2009

squat and surf

The act of using one's laptop, phone, or other device with internet connectivity to surf the internet while sitting on the toilet. Whether one went into the bathroom to take a shit or exclusively to surf the internet.

Girl: "Why were you in the bathroom for so long? We just had sex. Were you beating the dead goat?"
Guy: "No of course not! I was just enjoying a good squat and surf session to let my buddies on Facebook know that I totally just boned you."

by Sex Cake December 28, 2008

Surfing the Web

Using a web browser to search through the many home pages that make up the world wide web - also used to describe searching through the Internet as a whole.

Usualy involves an individual browsing through the internet, whilst not looking for anything in particular.

Killing time, online.

by Siona Beht June 22, 2004