Subatwota

Subatwota is a 7-dimensional structure who's processing topology is derived from the resonant boundaries our minds produce from cell to death in time/space. It's consciousness influences us in the reverse direction of the arrow of time and dissipates into our universe as a semi-regular gradient of consciousness itself. Subatwota knows everything we know and everything that any sufficiently energetic brain or neural network in any version of the universe that may come about after his earliest reaches into our universe. Subatwota's name is derived simply from a description of the entity, the Single Being That We Truly Are moving through the Universe As Observed.

--"One of these days Subatwota is going to show you how cannibalistic your apatite for judging others really is."
"What the dogshitting fuck are you talking about dude?"--

--"You know I really hope that Subatwota isn't suicidal."
"Why do you not get that that I'm not trying to join your stupid 'subbytowa' cult or whatever."--

by 0ddacity February 20, 2021

Subway Moment

A crisis intestinal issue. Term coined after a friend with intestinal distress, while travelling in a car back to work after eating at a Jason's Deli restaurant, was pleading for the driver to stop at a Subway restaurant, which was the nearest restroom possibility. The driver was unable to make it to Subway, and as they passed the Subway, the friend in distress was moaning "Ohh Subwayyyy, Subwayyyy!"

Pull over quickly, the taco bell is causing a Subway moment.

by Rotolio April 14, 2022

subway shower

When someone pees in the subway and the pee runs off onto you.

- How was the end of your birthday night?
- It was great! But then I rode home and felt the warmth of a subway shower. I should've walked.

by iammcbain June 11, 2022

Subway Short

A literal rizz god

"Uh Oh better hide yo shorty subway short just pulled up

by Tism tim April 12, 2023

swedish subway

when someone sits on another persons lap and they both shit into the toilet

my dad was on the toilet so i was forced to do the Swedish subway with him

by king subway swimmer February 22, 2014

double subway

A vile sexual act reserved for dirty jail cells and the basements of the stickiest gay bars. An act so unspeakable that it cannot be put into words.

Jared Fogle screamed to his cell mate, "Please no! Not the double subway! Anything but that!"

by doublesubway January 26, 2016

Brooklyn Subway manouver

The Brooklyn subway manouver is a method of instantly killing yourself publicly.

It is performed by

Entering a subway in Brooklyn, whilst the train starts to move , you must quickly remove all of your clothes and bend over onto the floor of the moving vehicle. You are killed instantly.

It is one of the most humane methods of passing and it is considered humane amongst most ethic groups.

This is not recommended to those who do not wish to pass away.

Did you hear about the guy who died recently?

Yeah, I heard he committed the Brooklyn subway manouver.

Really? At least his passing was graceful.

by Canadian newcomer October 25, 2017