Can't break my stride!

An expression used to express feelings of indifference towards a negative response to ones actions.

Bob: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?! You look like a complete douche.
John: Can't break my stride!

by randomserb October 8, 2011

cock's stride

A very short distance

"How far is it to the pub?"
"It's only a cock's stride away"

by Nirst January 12, 2008

straddle the fence

To be on both sides, flip flop

"Taylor, before the camreas and media came, Laura was on my side, but when the going got tough, she got to running..."
Oh, she's straddling the fence huh?
"Yes, she LOVES to straddle the fence."

by HoodBot01 July 24, 2014

strudeling

To cum on a girl's stomach making designs like you would on a toaster strudel.

I was strudeling on her stomach and she got mad because part of the design got on her shirt.

by JulieP May 9, 2006

Straydar

noun, (stra-dahr): The unintentional ability to spot (or attract) stray or unaccompanied dogs or cats when driving, walking or during one's lunch hour, prompting the need to always have a leash and pet treats in the auto. This may also include the ability to become a magnet for lost pets that other people have found but are not sure what to do with them. There is no cure once one becomes afflicted with "straydar".

Natalie's straydar was really strong today; she found 3 stray animals in three different places as she was driving home from work!

by whatupdogs December 31, 2011

Stoyd

A short teenage faggot that makes suck-ass Youtube videos that he deletes later anyway. This guy streams childish games and plays with annoying people. His voice hasn't even dropped yet.

Hey, have you seen Stoyd's new video(said no one ever)

by SuperSoggy October 3, 2017

Cum Strudel

The act of one ejaculating onto a toaster strudel.

Guy 1: "Have you ever made a cum strudel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I gave one to my girlfriend last night! She didn't even know!"

by TheOfficialFaj June 18, 2016