The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.
I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.
by goyo May 2, 2017
A term to describe a person who likes to mute people in chat servers for no reason or gets pleasure out of muting people.
Chat Server Mod: *mutes someone for no reason*
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.
by TheDestroyer9000 (Someone) April 15, 2019
A way of calling some one a wanker around kids or the elderly that may or may not be used with swearing
get ya own side of road you funking chicken stroker.
Look at this chicken stroker
That chicken stroker need to sort out his life.
Look at this chicken stroker
That chicken stroker need to sort out his life.
by Odinsleftbollock June 30, 2021
A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.
Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.
by Upstate Dude June 18, 2020
by Sebmin July 31, 2023
The act of placing both palm on your thighs and slowly rubbing them up and down. Usually in front of a beautiful woman to show her you think she's attractive. Example: Comedian Reeves to Johnson on "Shooting Stars".
"Vic Reeves went over to Ulrika Johnson for a thigh-stroker last night at the start of Shooting Stars"
by Poobody November 10, 2022