A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.
Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.
by Upstate Dude June 18, 2020
The action of an Asian man to masturbate and ejaculate in his university's library in the area with the most foot traffic whilst having Disney princesses on his computer screen.
by sunwaystroker June 10, 2025
The action of an Asian man to masturbate and ejaculate in the library in the area with the most foot traffic with Disney princesses on his computer screen.
by sunwaystroker June 10, 2025
Ahh you’ve stumbled apon a wild pack of tube strokers. You are jealous as you watch them smoke cigarettes and drink ice cold refreshments.
Otherwise known as “ stove pipe boys”
These creatures are known for playing spades and straight chillin.
Otherwise known as “ stove pipe boys”
These creatures are known for playing spades and straight chillin.
0311- “ look at those tube strokers, doing jack shit”
0331- “ ya man this is bullshit i shoulda been a fucking 41”
0331- “ ya man this is bullshit i shoulda been a fucking 41”
by Steeeel pain March 08, 2020
The act of placing both palm on your thighs and slowly rubbing them up and down. Usually in front of a beautiful woman to show her you think she's attractive. Example: Comedian Reeves to Johnson on "Shooting Stars".
"Vic Reeves went over to Ulrika Johnson for a thigh-stroker last night at the start of Shooting Stars"
by Poobody November 10, 2022
His a Stroker
by Strokermagic August 28, 2024