The strokes

A group of homosexuals from New York who think they’re cool because they’re trapped in a musical era that time forgot, and with good reason. Many emo kids think that they’re hip by listening to the "the Strokes" but are simply pandering to the notion that you have to be outside of the mainstream in order to be good. A complete lack of originality and talent, don’t waste your time listening to The Strokes because the Rolling Stones did it better, and they did it 40 YEARS AGO.

Emo Kid: Do you want to listen to the new "The Strokes" album? I got it on vinyl because I’m so hip.

Nromal person: No I have many things I would rather do with my time, like make furious man-love to a cheese grater.

Emo Kid: (slices wrists and lays in the corner crying)

by I got you back July 25, 2009

stroke

some one bullshitting you,not being compleatly honest

that guy says he got a hot car? dude! he's stroking you! he got a moped!

by rixx May 15, 2005

stroke

N: Used to describe a person who hasn't a clue. Metaphor for not even being worth the entire act of masterbation, only a small part therof.

"Buddy is asking out my x-girlfriend"
"He's such a stroke"

by Bart Smartly April 26, 2004

stroke

when your brain goes dumb and can't process.

I had a stroke reading that.

by ChinnyChin01 January 28, 2020

stroke

when someone has a stroke while typing

person 1: hey man how's ur night going?

person 2: its pretty gooerijgjf;oeihfijehfuyernifurhbfjrhjkefgjehfjirheiferifvrefkjnrfrnfkefnkfnkvnfkjvnkfnvkjfnjvnfrnvorjhfoerjkfklerjwlkfjrfoihj2gjfirngvhrvufhrkvjrihjfklwmqdlkw,skwms.qpkewkofrbvnoewkdnvbutgjvocwjdciuegyfyueinrfhyurfjierndnewjidnewjndehjbjewndejhwbfhuendhefbhejnhdhuebfiendkjed

person 1: are you having a stroke?!?!?!?11/!/?

by whywhyWHYY September 28, 2019

stroke

intercourse, have sex,

D: me and that girl went home and stroked

by D5 January 29, 2003

stroke

An individual who comes to a casino, especially to a craps table and makes bets that have the primary purpose of confusing the dealers and slowing down the pace of the game.

"That jerkoff who wanted to buy the 5 and 9 for $24 each and then press both to a $38 buy on each and put the change on the hard 8 was a real stroke."

by T Pimp February 16, 2006