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the stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
Me and Mr. Dick met The Stranger last night. It was amazing.
by Dirty Sex Vernacular May 22, 2003
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Strangeways

Manchester prison, formerly known as Strangeways, is a local prison which accepts people remanded into custody from the courts in the Greater Manchester area.
"Strangeways, here we come!" -The Smiths
by bluebuddha July 14, 2011
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The Inverted Stranger

Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.
by TheJoel May 3, 2006
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stranger crush

n. a crush on someone you see all the time, but do not actually know personally. Their name may be known, but they are usually refer to by some sort of nickname. Also see, nanocrush
1. I have a total stranger crush on the chick that works at the record store.

2. I saw "Orange Ipod boy" on the bus again today. God I have such a stranger crush on him!
by a_wrighter March 24, 2009
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stranger danger

A weird person who wants to hang out with you before you even know them. Also this is a common term for the type of person who might try to kidnap a child.
Watch out for stranger danger, he's coming up behind you.
by steviec February 27, 2004
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stranger in the tub

refers to using the other hand while masturbating.

From the episode of Family Guy in which Chris becomes popular. Meg asks Neil Goldman for a favor, and in return Neil is awarded the privilege of thinking about Meg in the tub later that night. In response to this, he says "I might even go lefty tonight....ooh, stranger in the tub."
Meg: Thank you so much Neil!
Neil: So this means I get to think about you tonight in the tub, right?
Meg: Ugh, okay Neil.
Neil: I might even go lefty tonight...ooh, stranger in the tub.
by Turd P Ferguson September 6, 2009
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strangercat

any cat found in or around your house that does not belong to you. can be on stoop or lying under your car. should be scared away. will make your own cats jealous.
Hannah came home to see a strangercat on her dad's car and it made Walter jealous because he can't go outside.
by spiderfrommars June 28, 2009
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