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severing the velvet

to let someone slip inside a vagina. Hince severing(opening) the velvet(vagina).
"princess i just want to witness, watch you, severing the velvet, i will say the word" - breathe carolina
by CharlesBartowski November 18, 2010
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slevering gnome

A person at work who goes around telling unbelievable lies and stories they have heard from others and pass other peoples ideas off as their own.
I'm sick of that wee slevering gnome stealing my ideas!
by wonderdood October 20, 2011
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Steering Wheel Puller

When oral sex if performed on a man while driving (a car, truck or preferably a boat but never a motorcycle) past the point of ejaculation causing his entire body to contract, pulling on the steering wheel.
That Lot Lizard at Stuckey's gives a real Steering Wheel Puller.
by Infidelophile June 13, 2014
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power steering

A sexual position in which the "giver" is in the driver seat with the seat all the way down and to the rear. The "receiver" is on top steering the vehicle, while the "giver" is operating the gas and brake pedals (and clutch if applicable).
Man the power steering in this car is great; however, the hooha is all over the leather...
by Krimsin88 July 13, 2007
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Sheening

Projecting the image of taking charge of your life after obvious public blunders in offensive measures that others view as boisterous ranting and unnecessary ego stroking.
Harley realized that his career and family life was on the downslide and instead of owning up to his sloppy drunken staggering in front of his coworkers, he began Sheening on everyone...loudly explaining to everyone how important he was to the survival of the company and how they all owed him for their success.
by Exmortal March 25, 2011
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Sheening

1) Going 24-hours without doing a single thing right. The opposite of Reaganing, which is going 24-hours without making a single mistake.

2) Screwing up in the most spectacular way possible. Complete and utter self-destruction.

Named for Charlie Sheen, who has done both very publicly.
Dude, you were totally Sheening.
by UAllRedENo March 15, 2011
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Sheening

High,Stoned,Drunk,or just out of your mind
Dude I was totally Sheening last night!
by Houcky March 20, 2011
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