stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you would hate your stepdad

"Dude, I got stepdad issues with the media." "Yeah I hate it too"

by YoureDumbCantYouSee August 6, 2015

Michael's StepDad

In the brewstew lore, he's known as Michael's stepdad. He's an abusive father, calling Michael FS (fake son) while calling his daughter RD

Michael's stepdad: Ah what the hell?! RD why do you keep saying that?! Fake son, get your ass over here.

Michael's stepdad: Did you teach Tabitha this dolphin dick?

Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is

Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!

Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here

Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!

From Brewstew - little sister

by AceForgor April 17, 2022

illegitimate stepdad

A man who unlawfully takes on the care of children he did not help conceive.

That guy does everything with/for those kids as if they were his and he's not even married to their mom. What a great illegitimate stepdad!

by ladycap December 12, 2013

Your stepdad a bad

The worst of the worst NEVER SAY THIS TO ANYONE

Carl:your sister a mister
Ben:your stepdad a bad

Carl:*explodes into thousands of burning pieces*

by Bdogg March 19, 2018

Step-Stepdad

Your Stepdad, who you’ve known from the time he was bouncing you on his lap since you were little. Left dear old Mom and got remarried to a guy you thought was your Uncle. Who you can now call Step-Stepdad.

Oh my bad, bro. I forgot your Step Dad left your Mom to marry his best man in their wedding making him your Step-Stepdad

by anonymous March 26, 2021

Stepdad

Stepdad: a REAL man who married your mom, the man who protects& defends you, is prouder than hell of you, and loves you like your his own,unconditionaly, not because he has to, but because he wants to.

Person: Is that your dad?
You: no he's my stepdad.
Person: oh that stinks
You: no, I love him, he's an amazing man.
Person: cool!

by Mads101 June 23, 2015

Stepdad

A guy who came in a kids life to care for them and love them like they are his own. He is the type of guy you wish was your dad in the first place. He will forever you live you. He will protect you from everything and will take his life so you can keep yours.

I call you dad because really your just that great of a Stepdad.

by cutest step daughter ever June 13, 2017