Starbucks

A coffeehouse chain originating from the original Starbucks founded in Seattle, Washington State in 1971. Starbucks originally sold only coffee beans and eqiupment refusing to exspand untill it was under new ownership in 1987. It's really the new owners that fucked it up.

Exspensive coffee but it's good, and their workers receive full benefits.

Dude: "You shouldn't go to Starbucks 'cause like someone told me theres these things called free-trades or something and theres this like globalization thing I heard about on the news one time, and Starbucks is bad or something... well, I'm goin' go smoke some more pot now."

Me: "Yes I go to Starbucks occasionally but it's the only coffeehouse I know of where I live and I've never seen a Dunkin' Donuts before in my life."

Starbucks by Native Washingtonian April 28, 2008

Starbucks Couple 

The relationship between a Starbucks barista and a customer in which the barista often provides the customer with free or reduced price coffee beverages or other Starbucks products. In return, the customer often gives the barista tips. This creates a give-and-take relationship dependent on the consumption of Starbucks brand goods and thus exists only within the establishment.

Dylan Aaron and that one barista working at the Starbucks in the U-mall are the cutest Starbucks couple ever.

Starbucks Couple by dmaaron June 8, 2011

Starbucks Child 

A child who drains all the life out of their parents wallet by ordering the most expensive thing on the menu to make them look "swagilicious". Often seen in groups of bitchy 12 year olds.

Delila- "OMG LOOK WHAT I GOT IT IS A TRENTA MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO WITH 4 PUMPS OF CARAMEL"
Summer- "OMG THAT IS SO SWAGGY, LETS PUT IT ON OUR SNAPCHAT"
Onlooker- "ew starbucks child"

Starbucks Child by jammydodgers66 December 24, 2014

starsucks 

The name people use for Starbucks who prefer to be caffeinated by different companies.

I prefer Peets over Starsucks.

starsucks by Battlebucket October 2, 2015

Starbucks cumshot 

n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a cumshot in a porno.

I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.

Starbucks cumshot by SkidMarkyMark July 31, 2006

Starbucks

A major coffee chain that people obviously think is the devil's brew. Starbucks is apparently 'The Man' taking over the Earth.

Naysayer: "I hate Starbucks! It's turning America into mindless clones!"

Me: "Dude, get over it. It's just coffee. Let me drink my frappuchino in peace."

Starbucks by Ariel September 14, 2004

Starbucks Money

a substantial amount of savings achieved through austerity or economy large enough to cover your Starbucks habit.

my new programmable thermostat gonna save me Starbucks Money.

Starbucks Money by Speedmango August 5, 2008