Fetish in which someon sits in a pie and wiggles around. There's usually a costume involved.
She didn't eat the pies, her boyfriend likes squat cobblers
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A type of art form that involves a fully clothed person sitting in pies. The performer is also known to cry during the performance.

Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.
Jimmy: Mr Daniel Wormald was known for his squat cobbler.
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It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".
Jimmy hid his squat cobbler videos in his secret compartment.
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A type of fetish video, where in the performer remains fully clothed, and proceeds to sit in and consume pies of various flavors. As defined in the TV show Better Call Saul
That guy is a Squat cobbler
I love a good SQ flick
Anyone down to Squat on some Cobbler
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A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder
He likes to sit in pie while naked he must be squat cobbler
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Noun. When a pie is desecrated by bare human buttocks. Situation made worse when said human is crying
He has a private video stash of himself doing crying squat cobbler for another man.
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A grown man sitting on a pie for the titillation of an audience. Fully clothed. Usually on video. Made famous in season 2 of the cult TV series Better Call Saul.
Have you gentleman ever heard of the term Squat Cobbler?
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